This Simple Relationship Feasibility Test is a fun and easy self-awareness exam which aims to help all loveless and seeking women determine their adequacy to be in a MATURE relationship.
Please answer quickly and honestly.
1. Are you a female more than 25 years of age?
(Yes, I am getting old. / No, I am in denial.)
2. Do you have a monthly cash inflow of Php15,000 or more?
(Yes, I can sing to Neo’s “Miss Independent”. / No, I am part of the “masa”)
3. Do you have a SERIOUS boyfriend for the last six months? Or at least a CUTE boylet for the last three months?
(Yes, in my dreams. / No, I believe God answers prayers in “His” time.)
4. Do you curse other women who are not as good-looking as you are but these women have somehow managed to seduce “pwede na” men into a relationship?
(Yes, love moves in mysterious ways. / No, I curse myself.)
5. Do you read horoscopes to guide you into finding “The One”?
(Yes, what’s wrong with that? / No, I’ve been reading horoscopes since time immemorial but still nothing terrific happens.)
6. Do you love watching foreign and local chick flick movies?
(Yes, they bring hope to my loveless life. / No, I deny watching these films with my BFF’s who are equally as loveless as I am.)
7. Do you know what a Stargazer is?
(Yes, it’s a movie right? / No, I started forgetting everything about this “flower thing” since I do not receive any flowers during Vday anyways.)
8. Do you love eating Ferrero Rocher?
(Yes, I am chocoholic when I am depressed. / No, it reminds me that I am eating something which I have bought but should have been given to me FREE by a suitor.)
9. Do you wear lustrous clothes?
(Yes, they’re “IN”! / No, I prefer plunging necklines. I am that desperate!)
10. Do you watch evening news or read morning broadsheets to keep yourself updated with current events that are happening around you and public affairs which affect your daily life?
(Yes, I form part of the solution and not of the problem by eliminating one key negative factor – IGNORANCE. / No, I form part of the problem by being one of the APATHETIC individuals who just care about themselves and their family and nothing more.)
11. Do you honestly believe that the one you love will come to your life at the right time and at the right place like a thief in the night who will steal your heart and after a whirlwind romance you’ll both live happily ever after?
(Yes, yes, yes! / No, but yes!)
12. Are you shittin’ me?
(Hehe / Hindi ba ganun?)
13. Do you want a man whom you can spend the rest of your life with and will help you bring out all the best in you?
(Yes, I sooo want him now! / No, I want that man plus more!)
If you answered mostly “Yes” to these questions then what are you waiting for? Call or text 09173662220 to be with that one man you have been desperately looking for!
Nah! ;p
If even for 0.5 seconds you considered calling or texting the number above, you failed this whole exercise.
For God’s sake, wake up and see things around you! If you have a calendar right at this very moment, look at it as if it’s the holy grail and see the figures screaming at your face – 2 0 0 9!
It’s already 2009 bitch! ;p
You have to understand that the fairy tales you have been told about when you were a child are just plain fiction that teaches some valuable lessons in life like honesty, bravery and integrity. The romance is just an inherent part of the story to induce readers to some form of chivalry, adventure and suspense to keep you guessing and continue reading for more. These stories are like parables. They are not necessarily true but possess truth in them. At this point in time, do you really understand the words “once upon a time” and “happily ever after”?
If you want a man who has height, masculinity, intelligence, sense of humor and money coupled with piercing eyes, red lips, friendly smile and hot car, forget about it! (I’m already taken ;p)
Seriously, a mature relationship cannot be based upon something which only the eyes can see, which only the heart can feel, or three shots of tequila. A mature relationship requires some thinking.
Believe me, you can’t get the man of your dreams wishing, praying, reading, reflecting and salivating… go out and HUNT! ;p
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